I think I'm gonna die laughing omg
I was playing slayer on Halo Reach with my sister, brother, and my brother’s friend. My bro was one kill away from winning and my mom was right behind us. He completely forgot about this and let out a huge fart. My mom yelled at him and made him turn the xbox off. Call me immature but I can’t help cracking up at stuff like that since he basically spoiled it for himself.
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
scratch-the-maven: I’m not judgmental; say what you need to say.
Gotta say this year went really well :3 I got: A purse with an umbrella inside Lotion and body sprays from Victorias Secret a Forever Elizabeth perfume which I had spent ages looking for Boots 20 dollars Avon eyeliner $10 gift card for jack in the box A case for my eyeglasses A crapload of candy And an ELECTRIC GUITAR :D
Omfg why does my brother have to pick 2am to stink up the bathroom ._.
Reasons to say 'fuck you' to the Salvation Army. →
theriotmag: applepretzel: respirrave: apiphile: kiriamaya: strawberryfaerie: “The Salvation Army has refused assistance to gay couples unless they break up and “go straight”, Muslim families who refuse to attend “Christian Bible classes”, kids who can’t prove their immigration status, and more.” Admittedly, i only skimmed the article, but this quote alone should give you a pretty...
Put a LETTER in my ask box and I'll tell you 5...
Anonymous asked: hi
dramam1ne-deactivated20121025 asked: oh my god, you have blue hair and iguana and you took a picture of him on the christmas tree. i have blue hair an iguana and i took a picture of him on the tree.... WEIRD SHIT MAN
Don’t mind my blurry photos I just like remembering October
I can barely move my head right now. I hate the neck pains you get when you sleep wrong. ESPECIALLY two mornings in a row. Fuck this crap I can’t go to school like this!
Gotta say this is one of the best birthdays I’ve had. For once nothing went wrong :) I got 2 new A7X shirts :D The Buried Alive and the Tonight The World Dies shirts.. and birthday money as usual
aqueeninnarnia: Yeah I’m sorry, but if your moving picture is captioned with “this won’t ruin your blog” or “have a heart and reblog” or shit like that, then I purposely don’t reblog it because your passive aggressive way of making me feel like poo doesn’t deserve to be passed along.
Anonymous asked: your crush